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The UNITED Index

A proprietary ratings system evaluating every Manchester United decision, acquisition, partnership, and institutional failure since 2005. Three metrics. Scores from −10 to +10. The arithmetic is honest. The verdicts are not always kind - but they are always sourced.

The Index exists because numbers alone don't tell the full story. A deal can be commercially brilliant and athletically ruinous simultaneously. The UNITED Index quantifies both dimensions - and adds a third: who it was actually brilliant for.

The Three Metrics
ROI
Return on Investment Did the money generate value for the club? Revenue, cost efficiency, whether the cheque was worth writing. Adidas: +8. Alexis Sánchez: −8.
ROP
Return on Pitch What happened in football terms? Trophies, league positions, squad quality. The gap between Champions League ambition and Thursday nights in Kazakhstan. Ferguson: +10. Asset Stripping: −9.
RFG
Return for Glazers Who actually benefited? Dividend potential, debt service, and the many ways in which a football club can become a financial instrument. Bank Debt: +10. Stadium Investment: −7.

Scale: −10 (catastrophic) to +10 (exceptional) · Overall = mean of three scores

The Full Picture

The Scoreboard

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Entry ROI ROP RFG Overall
A Note on Tone

The UNITED Index is a satirical companion to the A–Z Archive. The archive documents what happened; the Index rates it. The invented metrics - the September Panic Premium, the Blind Faith Investment, the Ferguson Multiplier - are satirical devices, not analytical claims. The underlying data cited within each entry is sourced; the scoring is editorial. The two should not be confused - and the distinction between them is, in some ways, the whole point of Glazernomics.

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